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"I AM A DEMOCRAT BECAUSE"

1. I believe America must suffer from decreased oil availability so we can better relate to our neighbors on the planet.

2. I believe families earning over $150,000 must pay more taxes because 80 percent of federal revenue from them is not enough.

3. We need more liberal judges to extend American Citizen rights to the freedom fighters who attack our country. They are people too. It is a legal travesty if they are not given the same rights as our constitution gives us in a court of law.

4. The business of America is making everyone equal. Tax all businesses more so we can have more.

5. I want to protect the icey rocks at Anwar because I believe whatever Al Gore says.

6. I hate George Bush

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